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Sunday, June 21st, 2009
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1:49 pm - Oh, really now...
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| Sunday, April 19th, 2009
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5:23 pm - Tomorrow is My Birthday
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Of course, the appropriate response from most would be "Happy Birthday, George," but every year, I am inundated with "Happy Birthday, Sulu," or "Happy Birthday, Kaito," or even "Happy Birthday, Chin-Ling, the rock climbing expert from that episode of The Six Million Dollar Man where Steve goes to find out the truth about his father's death during World War II."
Almost nobody ever acknowledges that I was the voice of Professor Kashiwagi in Rodan, but alas...
Oh well... off to smoke a bowl with Walter and Nichelle.
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| Monday, April 6th, 2009
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11:02 pm - Frank Sinatra
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What an exquisite gentleman. I met him once at the Sands in Las Vegas, back "in the day," as they say, and he was absolutely charming.
He only punched me twice!
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| Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
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10:09 pm - An Poem
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Drifting Skills by GT
Sit tightly while go on board Care for each other while rowing the boat Drift along the steam while the boat selects channel Sit and hold fast while the boat lashes the beach Call for help unhurriedly whilr the boat turns over Incline to the bank while the boat is deep in water Row left and right while the boat is stranded Exchange for another one while the boat is broken Laughing and screaming while the drifting is over
Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me
Burma Shave!
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| Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
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9:00 pm - Oh My!
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| Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
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1:17 am - BTW...
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| Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
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11:03 pm - Clay Aiken is Gay?!?
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Figures he'd come out AFTER I married my Marathon coach...
Oh, well... Brad's still a hot piece of Man Butter!
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| Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
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12:34 pm - You MUST Be Joking!
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I have never been so offended in my entire life (Even that time Shatner told the director of "The Naked Time" to, "Let the little nip play with his sword. I'm having most of his lines cut anyway"). This is absolutely intolerable!

PINK?!?
That is definitely NOT my color!
I'm all about chartruse!
current mood: Furious
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| Friday, January 21st, 2005
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11:23 am - Top 10 Untrue Asian Myths
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10. All Japanese men have tiny penises (I know this is untrue... Koenig says I'm hung like a bear!) 9. All Asian women have small breasts (Actually, I wouldn't know... I like Black women) 8. All Asians are good at science and math 7. All Asians can morph into robots (As far as I know, only William Hung and Pat Morita can do this) 6. Japan is a breeding ground for all giant monsters (Not all... there were a couple in the Netherlands) 5. All Asians are short (Don't even!) 4. Japanese women prefer white men (Hey, not just the women, okay?) 3. Asians make good helmsmen (Well...) 2. All Asians breed like rabbits (I prefer doggie style, myself) 1. All Asians are really evil aliens with laser eyes, intent on dominating the Earth (Well, I'm not, anyway!)
current mood: lemmywinks
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| Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
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2:33 pm - Peering Out from the Flotsam
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As many of you may have noticed, I have been remaining somewhat silent for a time. There are many reasons for this, but first and foremost is the fact that my good friend, Jimmy Doohan, has been ill lately, and I have spent a good deal of time and emotional energy coming to terms with it. I wish only the best for Jimmy, as I do almost all of my extended Star Trek family.
Of more personal import is the fact that, recently, I was duped into doing an interview for a cable-access comedy program called "The Daily Show with Jim Stewart" or somesuch. They passed themselves off as a legitimate news agency, and then started asking me all sorts of non sequitorial questions about Asian actors in pornographic movies. I can tell you all quite honestly that I have no interest on the subject, and I wish Howard Stern would quit using the soundbyte of me saying, "Hot Wet Bitches" out of context. It is really very insulting.
Meanwhile, I have found myself in a bit of a quandry over the fate of the proposed series idea I had called "Star Trek: Excelsior." Apparently, this may be the last season for the current series, "Enterprise," and if it is cancelled prematurely, Paramount Pictures is liable to lay the Star Trek franchise to rest permanently. This would be a damn shame, if you ask me, because that would mean that my vast legions of "Sulu" fans would never get the opportunity to see their dream come true.
I would hate to see that happen, but just in case, I have been in talks with Lee Majors about a series that would feature an Asian Cyborg Stunt man called "The Six Trillion Yen Fall Guy"
It's bound to be a hit!
current mood: excited
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| Monday, November 10th, 2003
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11:52 pm - Oh (Fucking) My!
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| Tuesday, August 26th, 2003
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3:39 pm - Beware, Shatner!
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| Friday, August 22nd, 2003
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6:23 pm - Yes... This is True!
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Shatner can suck my throbbing chopstick, too!
current mood: angry
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| Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
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5:04 pm - My new series!
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4:16 pm - Punks
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I am starting to hate all these hot young actors in Hollywood lately. They all look alike, and portray characters with the intelligence of a marmocet. These nasty-ass pretty boy hunks, Ashton Kutcher for instance, all look alike, and have to make the rounds starring in movies with Brittney Murphy. I tell you, it's enough to make you physically ill.
To make matters worse, roles for older Asian Americans have dried up considerably in recent years. I can't remember the last time I got a legitimate role. I end up guest starring in some stupid sitcom, and enduring a barrage of "Sulu" jokes. It doesn't occur to them that, inside this overly polite Asian Gentleman, there's a seething cauldron of dramatic talent waiting to burst to the surface.
I am an actor of depth and range, Goddamnit, and I demand RECOGNITION!!!
Why does my eggroll taste like a Big Mac?
current mood: frustrated
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| Thursday, July 17th, 2003
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3:41 pm - Oh My!
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| Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
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8:02 pm - Been a while...
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I am truly sorry to be so delinquent in posting. I was recently called to Japan on a matter of some urgency, and did not have a chance to post a message. It turns out that there is a creature in the sea of Japan that closely resembles the Loch Ness Monster, and they called upon my expertise, having provided some dubbing work on films like Rodan and Gigantis the Fire Monster.
Unfortunately, I was unable to identify the creature's specific genetic background, and was forced to return to the United States to fill in for a local Los Angeles weather reporter.
You can see more about the fantastic creature I was called in to try to identify at http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20030715/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_china_monster
I have been led to believe that the South Korean government is attempting to contact Gamera, but have been so far unsuccessful. Unfortunately, I did not do any voice work for those movies.
current mood: aggravated
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| Tuesday, July 1st, 2003
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9:23 pm - Breakfast at Tiffany's
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I had a very nice meeting with Joss Wheadon and Sam Raimi this morning. They are both very pleasurable gentlemen, and neither one of them mentioned Star Trek the whole time. Joss was asking me if I would be interested in playing a 1,000 year old Japanese vampire on Angel this season. The story, as he explained it to me, is that basically this character actually sired Dracula (or Vlaad, depending on lore preferences), and is the oldest living "modern" vampire. The character was also supposed to be a great sorcerer, and the idea is that I was attempting to force a great evil to arise from the ashes of Sunnydale. Then... he hits me with what the great evil would be... King Ghidorah, from the Godzilla movies.
Thanks, but no thanks!
Sam Raimi then pitched an idea to me about a great Samurai Warrior who ends up taking a string of dead end jobs in and around Manhattan, battling evil by night, cleaning shirts or serving deli sandwiches by day. I told him it was a nice idea, but John Belushi already covered that joke about 30 years ago.
Then, Scott Bakula and Rick Berman walked up, and asked if I wanted to play Sulu's grandfather. I told them to take their NX-01 and shove it up their fucking assholes!
Sam and Joss's ideas are sounding better and better!
current mood: irate current music: Geikudo no hakai hentai - The Schmegma's
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| Monday, June 30th, 2003
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10:54 pm - In a nutshell...
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Sorry, everyone. I was going to keep everyone posted about the weekend's events, but I was too busy trying to raise bail money for Ethan and Walter.
You see, I'm a light drinker. Two or three Sapporo's is my limit. But those two can put a case of beer away in about 2 1/2 hours! Dear, Me, but those boys think of the damnedst things to do when they're blitzed.
Anyhow, I think I can talk the San Diego Zoo into dropping the charges since I got the pandas back to them, but I think the owner of that Taco Bell is going to sue, no matter what!
Oh my!
current mood: embarrassed
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| Saturday, June 28th, 2003
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4:24 pm - The weekend so far...
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8am: I was awakened to the barking of my next door neighbor's dog. I swear, some days, I wish Phasers were real.
9:37am: I am called by an organizer from a Star Trek fan club in Baltimore. He asked if I could appear at a convention in September. I get so tired of these things... Enterprise this, Sulu that... Don't these people know I also did an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man???
10:15am: Ethan called. We're on for tonight for Trivial Pursuit and Heiniken. Walter's bringing over the Man Show Season One DVD set. I hope they don't make me watch all that "Girls on Trampolines" crap.
1:10pm: Wil Wheaton called again. He wants me to appear with him at this benefit for Toys For Tots. I told him I'd do it, but if he even once utters "Ahead... Warp Factor One," I'm going totally Samurai on his scrawny ass!
More later... I've got to loofah my thighs...
current mood: bitchy current music: Marilyn Manson - Like A Virgin
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